Deportation fears

  This was never my life as I was a surprisingly well behaved kid until I was 16 years old. After 16….well, well, well…… For some strange reason, I foolishly told my AS General Studies teacher to go f**k herself because she asked me to do a presentation. I still maintain I was provoked.   Funnily, […]

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The positive correlation between high blood pressure and a MOT

I had my MOT done today and the mechanic created a whole heap of problems that I know weren’t an issue. To entertain myself I humoured him and asked for a quote. My guy wrote down £300 plus VAT on a piece of paper and slid it across the table. I sighed and told him […]

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