I came out of the toilet cubicle at work when a lady asked if I was called X. I advised her of my name and asked why. She then said it was because that person had forgotten their work pass and phone by the sinks. I looked at the pass (to see if I knew the owner) and it was a picture of a random black female colleague who looked like a rotund Rihanna. I actually give up. How do you fail when there’s a picture on the pass?